nuclear craziness

explain this shit to me: the u.s. and some other countries are about to shit their pants because they fear that iran has nuclear weapons (this sounds oddly familiar... sounds like... iraq, perhaps?) so they're having a hernia over iran for some suspicion that they have about them, and meanwhile north korea not only has a nuclear weapon, but they are threatening to use it. not just threatening, but vowing. and the same damn administration that is freaking out over iran is trying to patiently negotiate with north korea. huh? what kind of double-standard bullshit is this? why, i haven't heard of anything so crazy since... i found out that we had the same nuclear weapons we were screaming about.

it's like little children on the playground. johnny can have the super soaker gun, but lizzie can't because she's a girl. but wait, susan has one and she's a girl, but she also is best friends with johnny. johnny is having a fit because he thinks lizzie has a small water gun. meanwhile, kevin has a super soaker, but johnny is trying to calmly talk kevin out of getting him wet.

i'm sure neo-cons are going to say it's not as simple as this; that i love to generalize. but still and all, *shaking my head* in the words of gwen:

"this shit is bananas. b-a-n-a-n-a-s"