cameltoe

i'm watching "the kathy griffin show: my life on the d-list" (i love this show!) and these dudes told her to fix her camel's toe. my mom was in the room and was like, "huh?"

i gotta love my mom and her lack of knowing terms. i had to break the term "going down on someone" to her. she was shocked - understandably. i really wonder what the hell she knows about sex. apparently something, since i'm here. but anyway...

so i tried to explain cameltoe to her without not saying the word 'vagina'. at least now she knows.