you're sponsored by who?

i was watching the world cup yesterday, and they made mention of a golf tournament. the cialis golf tournament. that's cialis as in erectile-dysfunction-cialis. as in call-us-if-you-have-an-erection-for-more-than-4-hours cialis.

excuse me while i'm slightly dramatic, but what the fuck!?! the motherfucking fcc has the nerve to get pissed off about a desperate housewives/nfl commercial, freaked out when viewers saw a nipple on the superbowl, even get worked up about an oral sex discussion on oprah. yet, they're perfectly fine having commercials about men talking about their sex life and erectile dysfunction! the goobs are talking about their fucking penises! on prime time, children-can-see tv. and the radio. i can't tell you how disturbed i am when i'm watching or listening to the news and they have a commercial about men's sexual dysfunction.

and if that's bad enough, then i have to hear about motherfucking bob. excuse me, if you want to grow your dick, grow away. don't tell me about it on tv. and stop whistling that damn tune!
(aside 1: has anyone noticed that is now targeting nascar fans? is it because those types of people often don't, um, measure up?)
(aside 2: what really is the big deal about size anyway? i mean, honestly. i'm not a dude, so i can't relate, but basing my opinion of myself based on some physical thing who's size i have no control of... i don't get it)

*cough* but back to the point... the fcc lets those sex commercials be on tv everywhere, but is ready to fine anyone else for even uttering the word *whispering, looking around* s-e-x. and now these pissy companies are sponsoring sports tournaments.

what's next? should they just stop the innuendos and hand out penis pumps as prizes at sporting events? should the enzyte commercials focus on bob's growing crotch rather than his insipid smile? should we scream 'penis!' every time a golfer gets a birdie or hole-in-one or whatever the hell they do when they play golf?

now i'm going to go take a cold shower.